| What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue? |
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else
looks? |
| Do steam rollers really roll steam? |
Do vampires get AIDS? |
| Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink
and drive? |
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited
there? |
| Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"? |
Does killing time damage eternity? |
| Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment
but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo? |
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark
to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? |
| Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? |
What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty? |
| Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? |
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? |
| How come wrong numbers are never busy? |
How long will a floating point operation float? |
| You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes
- why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? |
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol
if the package says, "Open somewhere else"? |
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk? |
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? |
| If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress? |
If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do
freedom fighters fight? |
| How many weeks are there in a light year? |
If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular? |
| Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? |
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work? |
| If you didn't get caught, did you really do it? |
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? |
| Why are there interstates in Hawaii? |
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine? |
| Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON? |
What color is a chameleon on a mirror? |
| If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always
lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast
on the back of a cat and dropped it? |
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks
on the doors? |
| Do fish get thirsty? |
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? |
| If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to
the pan? |
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights,
what happens? |
| Why is brassiere singular and panties plural? |
If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the
money go? |
| Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways? |
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? |
| How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ? |
If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going
up? |
| Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where
do' solutions go when a candidate gets elected? |
Don't you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas?
And aren't you just dying to know what you got? |
| If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? |
If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary
stuff get invented? |
| Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you
turn the radio down? |
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? |
| Which of the Himalayas is the shortest? |
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? |
| If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone
bills? |
Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place
at such an inconvenient time? |
