|What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?
||Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else
|Do steam rollers really roll steam?
||Do vampires get AIDS?
|Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink
||Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited
|Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?
||Does killing time damage eternity?
|Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment
but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
||How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark
to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
|Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
||What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?
|Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
||Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
|How come wrong numbers are never busy?
||How long will a floating point operation float?
|You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes
- why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
||You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol
if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
|How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
|If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?
||If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do
freedom fighters fight?
|How many weeks are there in a light year?
||If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?
|Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
||How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
|If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
||If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
|Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
||Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?
|Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?
||What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
|If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always
lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast
on the back of a cat and dropped it?
||If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks
on the doors?
|Do fish get thirsty?
||Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
|If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to
||If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights,
|Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
||If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the
|Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?
||Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
|How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?
||If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going
| Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where
do' solutions go when a candidate gets elected?
||Don't you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas?
And aren't you just dying to know what you got?
|If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
||If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary
stuff get invented?
|Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you
turn the radio down?
||If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
|Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?
||If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
|If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone
||Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place
at such an inconvenient time?