Stores hire extra help for the holidays. This way, customers who
don't know what they want are helped by people who don't know where it
is. |
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Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how
many people a company can operate without. |
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A good answer is what you think of later. |
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No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a
car. |
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One reason why teenagers prefer sleeping on the top bunk: They can
look down at the floor and get an aerial view of their wardrobe. |
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The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out
a job application. |
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There are worse things than getting a coll for a wrong number at
4 a.m. It could be a right number. |
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Anyone who thinks old age is golden must not have had a very exciting
youth. |
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No one appreciates the value of constructive criticism more thoroughly
than one who's giving it. |
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The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get. |
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Take heart, the only person who always got his work done by Friday
was Robinson Crusoe. |
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It's great to be in my current company's employ. They offer
excellent benefits, competitive pay, and a work-free smokeplace. |
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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,
the 'Y' becomes silent. |
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To make long story short, there's nothing like having the boss walk
in. |
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If you wear reflective sunglasses, you have no right to get angry
when people look you square in the eye and then start fixing their hair. |
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In Calgary it's often said, "If you don't like weather, wait a minute." |
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In Canada we have just two seasons: winter and construction. |
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Don't you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas?
And aren't you just dying to know what you got? |
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It's impossible to laugh and worry at the same time. |
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ATTIC: A place for storing things until it's respectable to throw
them out. |
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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because
you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack
you because you're a vegetarian. |
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It is better to be looked over than overlooked. |
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