ROMWELL HUMOR - Find out about men's lifestile through the age -

A lot of people wonder how you know if you're really in love," says comedian Ronnie Shakes. "Just ask yourself one Question: "Would I mind being destroyed financially by this person?"
"You can't have everything," says comedian Steven Wright. "Where would you put it?"

Men's Life Styles Through the Ages

AGE DRINK

17 beer

25 beer

35 vodka

48 double vodka

66 Maalox

FAVORITE SPORT

17 sex

25 sex

35 sex

48 sex

66 napping

SEDUCTION LINE

17 - My parents are away for the weekend.

25 - My girlfriend is away for the weekend.

35 - My fiancee is away for the weekend.

48 - My wife is away for the weekend.

66 - My second wife is dead.

AGE	DRUG

17	pot

25	coke

35	really good coke

48	power

66	coke, a limousine, thecompany jet

HOUSE PET

17 roaches

25 stoned-out
college-roommate

35 Irish setter

48 children from his
first marriage

66 Barbi

WHAT'S THE
IDEAL AGE
TO GET
MARRIED?

17 25

25 35

35 48

48 66

66 17

DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE

17 - "tongue"

25 - "breakfast"

35 - "She didn't set back my ****therapy."

48 - "I didn't bump into her kids."

66 - "Got home alive."

FAVORITE FANTASY

     17         getting to third
     25         airplane sex
     35         menage a trois
     48         taking his company public
     66         Swiss maid/Nazi love slave

IDEAL DATE 17    Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in
25     "Split the check before we go back to my place"
35     "Just come over."
48     "Just come over and cook."
66     Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas to *****see Frank

Baby, All Those Curves and Me With No Brakes : 500 New No-Fail Pick-Up Lines for Men and Women
by Stephan Dweck, Monteria Ivey, Queen Latifah (Introduction)

The kings of the put-down have conquered the pick up! The unstoppable comedy team that first came to national attention through the wild popularity of "Snaps" -- hilarious one-line put-downs with a sharp urban edge -- present a new, side-splitting collection of pick-up lines which testify to the crazy lengths men will go to get the attention of women -- and vice versa Radio publicity .

501 Survival Tips for Men : Making Your Way in a World Full of Women - by Craig Hartglass

Humorous tips on being a "real man" in uncertain times include how to choose a bank ("by the best
toaster"), select a mistress ("with your wife's name"), and handle other people's money ("with reckless abandon"). Original.

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You're So Fine, I'd Drink a Tub of Your Bathwater : Over 500 No-Fail Pickup Lines That Work on the Bus, in the Bar, in the Neighborhood Store
by Stephan Dweck, Monteria Ivey (Contributor), Veronica Webb (Introduction)

The authors of Snaps offer a humorous collection of the best and worst one-line gambits used by men on women, organized into such categories as Bar Lines, Celebrity Lines, and Politically Correct Lines. Original.

The Code : Time-Tested Secrets for Getting What You Want from Women Without Marrying Them!
by Nate Penn, Lawrence Larose

This is the infamous response of Penn and Larose, two single guys, to The Rules (infamous in its own right). These commitment-phobic Nineties gentlemen, whose motto can best be expressed as "Trick them before they trick you," teach you how to get into a relationship ("Bite the buttons off her blouse the first time you make love") and back out again ("Bite the buttons off her blouse every time you make love"). Stop that Rules girl in her tracks -- no more lonely Saturday nights just because you called her after Wednesday!

Man Things : Equal Time for Men
by Lauran Paine

Why do men act like men? This book blends men's issues with a healthy dose of humor, creating some powerful insights ("The tool belt is one of the greatest adornments a man can wear.") and some tongue-in-cheek reflections on the nature of male habits ("Assembly instructions? Men don't need them. They put instructions in all those boxes of things that need to be put together for other people, not for men. Men already know how to put things together.

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