ROMWELL HUMOR - THE BEST OF CARNAC - QUESTION: What would you find in Superman's bathroom? ANSWER: Superbowl.

What do you get on your fon if you leave it out all night?What did the dead raccoon say in his will?What would you find in Superman's bathroom?What will be written on the Happy Hooker's tombstone?
THE BEST OF CARNAC

QUESTION: What were some of the earlier forms of Preparation H?
ANSWER: A, B, C, D, E, F, G.

QUESTION: Name a Kirk, a Turk and a jerk.
ANSWER: Kirk Douglas, Terhan Bey and Earl Butz.

QUESTION: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.
ANSWER: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and the candidates' campaign promises.

QUESTION: What did the dead raccoon say in his will?
ANSWER: "Leave it to Beaver."

QUESTION: What would you find in Superman's bathroom?
ANSWER: Superbowl.

QUESTION: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.
ANSWER: Bambi, the White House grounds and the new TV season.

QUESTION: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
ANSWER: Cut the rope

QUESTION: What's the major cause of divorce?
ANSWER: Once is not enough.

QUESTION: Name three things that go to the bathroom outdoors.
ANSWER: A mule, a horse, Billy Carter.

QUESTION: What do you look for when you're tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?
ANSWER: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.

QUESTION: Name two words that have no meaning.
ANSWER: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.

QUESTION: What do you get on your fon if you leave it out all night?
ANSWER: Fondue.

QUESTION: What does a president look for in a singles bar?
ANSWER: Executive action.

QUESTION: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?
ANSWER: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.

QUESTION: What is the total of Bo Derek and Phyllis Diller?
ANSWER: Eleven

QUESTION: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?
ANSWER: Trapper John

QUESTION: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?
ANSWER: Zippo Marx.

QUESTION: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?
ANSWER: Touchback.

QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976 presidential race.
ANSWER: The American people.

QUESTION: What will be written on the Happy Hooker's tombstone?
ANSWER: Over 15 billion served.

I'm Free, but It'll Cost You : The Single Life According to Kim Coles
by Kim Coles

As a popular stand-up comedienne and costar of the hit show Living Single, Kim Coles has emerged as the truth-talking, keen-witted voice of choice for single, upwardly mobile, African-American women dealing with life, career, and men. In her first book, Coles gives readers, in her own inimitable style, a hilarious, take-no-prisoners look at the joys and perils of today's dating game.

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Bald Men Never Have a Bad Hair Day : Wit and Wisdom for Men on the Bald Path
by David E. Beswick, Dave Beswick

This is the second book in the "Bald Men" series. Like the other books in the series, it is specially
written for those of you who are looking into various options to hair loss and want to consider the advantages of learning to accept what you have and make the most of it. It is also for those who are
happily hairless and appreciate the refreshing simplicity of being bald and its many fringe benefits.
And lastly, if you know or love a baldheaded man and want to give him a quality gift that says, "You're the best!" then this book is for you.
In this book you will discover:
What bald golfers know and why women see the bald head as a fairway to heaven
Why cranial nudity is the emerging headstyle of the new millenia
What God thinks about baldness ... etc.

How to Make Your Man Behave in 21 Days or Less Using the Secrets of Professional Dog Trainers
by Karen Salmansohn, Alison Seiffer (Illustrator)

A hilarious gem of a book that turns the often-expressed axiom "Men are dogs" into a howling little handbook on men for contemporary women, assuring that control will be theirs forever, as behavioral problems vanish within three weeks--guaranteed. Three-color illustrations throughout.

Continue Laughing
by Carl Reiner

The TV funny man reintroduces the protagonist of Enter Laughing, a Jewish clerk from the Bronx
who joins a Shakespeare theater company down South, entertains the troops during World War II, and reaches the brink of comic stardom.

Male Menopaws : The Silent Howl
by Martha Sacks, Jack E. Davis (Illustrator), Marty Sacks

The team that created the sweetly subversive Menopaws (over 60,000 in print) is back--this time targeting that other "menopawasal" victim: the middle aged man. Jack Davis's hilarious illustrations of gentleman dogs in their prime offer funny and creative solutions to Marty Sacks's collections of the vexations of attaining "a certain age." Full color.

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