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 17         beer

 25         beer

 35         vodka

 48         double vodka

 66         Maalox


     17         sex

     25         sex

     35         sex

     48         sex

     66         napping


17 - My parents are away for the weekend.

25 - My girlfriend is away for the weekend.

35 - My fiancee is away for the weekend.

48 - My wife is away for the weekend.

66 - My second wife is dead.

 really good coke
 coke, a limousine, thecompany jet


17  roaches

25  stoned-out 

35  Irish setter

48  children from his
      first marriage

66  Barbi



17        25

25        35

35     48

48     66

66          17


17 - "tongue"

25 - "breakfast"

35 - "She didn't set back my ****therapy."

48 - "I didn't bump into her kids."

66 - "Got home alive."


     17         getting to third
     25         airplane sex
     35         menage a trois
     48         taking his company public
     66         Swiss maid/Nazi love slave

17    Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in
25     "Split the check before we go back to my place"
35     "Just come over."
48     "Just come over and cook."
66     Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas to *****see Frank

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